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Nobody Demotivational Poster


IF NOBODY SEES YOU EAT IT - Does it have any calories ?


TAGS: nobody sees eat have calories
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

maoworks2 - June 28, 2012, 8:48 am
Wow, You Could Eat That All Week.
motifayk - June 28, 2012, 7:24 am
Its a little old... 5till ... I like the 5 layers... or is it more?...


NOBODY LISTENS TO ME - Until I fart ...


TAGS: nobody listens until i fart
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

vulture - January 1, 2012, 4:19 am
I love fart jokes! Automatic 5L
Budog - September 5, 2011, 1:15 am
It's not me, it's that ahole talking crap behind my back...
ICEMAN - September 5, 2011, 1:12 am
It's probably the only relevant thing you have to say.


INSIGNIFICANT -




IN THE BACK OF THE AMBULANCE - Nobody can hear you scream ...


TAGS: back ambulance nobody hear scream
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - February 14, 2012, 4:46 am
"What happens in the box, stays in the box..."
Zetmonk - February 13, 2012, 4:21 am
Eish. That's unpleasant!
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 4:59 pm
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here :)


THEORETIC PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: bear eats you in the woods nobody else is there do you still scream in agony
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:15 pm
Thanks 5Lot crotchety...can't get Teddy Bears Picnic "when you go out in the woods today" out of my head!
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:16 pm
"I know this is your nature" real wit. love it
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:38 pm
I sent the original late last night, trying to make it more humorous, but it's difficult when you've had a long week, and you're falling asleep on the couch. Having it rejected the first time, came as no surprise, lol! Thanks Ig :-D
lgvernon - March 31, 2014, 1:10 pm

Now THIS is what I meant! Biggest laugh of the month! 5L, faved, and shared on FB.


THINK NOBODY CARES YOU ARE ALIVE - Try missing a couple of car payments ...


TAGS: nobody cares alive miss payments
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Budog

440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:47 pm
even like in the dells when your house washes out o the lake.
Budog - July 12, 2011, 11:22 pm
That, or don't file or pay your taxes, even if you are dead they will still come after you when it's the government. I just say, well I'll see you in hell...
440wakeup - July 12, 2011, 11:20 pm
never gets old


A GIRL - phoned me the other day and said Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home




DEAR PINOCCHIO -




ANSWER: - Nobody!!




Thats When I Realized -


TAGS: alone nobody cares too ***y
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Ism

mizzdizz - April 1, 2015, 1:57 pm
ROTFL!!!! There's some FLUFs (fat little ugly fucbers) around here who think the answer is always 'yes' when they approach. They haven't figured out that FLUFs can still get the h** chicks by being funny or nice and fun to be around. Silly boys! 5L


MY NAME IS NOBODY -


TAGS: nobody
Rating: 4.85/5

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ALTOGETHER ALONE -




WINTER SALES -


TAGS: dont spend your money on things nobody needs
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by forseti

agdaniele - November 5, 2010, 1:59 am
Love it!
- November 4, 2010, 9:57 am
Thanks! There are, at the very least, two kinds of voters here, too! ;-)
GySgt1811 - November 4, 2010, 9:52 am
There are, at the very least, two levels here. Well done. 5 hungry mouths...


ATHEISM - Nobody cares. Where's your God now?


TAGS: atheism god jesus allah religion internet where s your god now nobody cares
Rating: 2.71/5

More motifakes by Dalton

BrokenEye - August 11, 2010, 12:07 am
I never knew that atheists had a god. You'd think that I'd know that, considering I am one. But hey, MotiFake never lies, so it must be true. Right? Move aside, dictionary. Dalton apparently knows more than you.
C'pn Kangaroo - December 31, 2009, 2:03 pm
Hey, what do atheists say when they're in bed? OH DARWIN that feels good
dethklok260 - July 19, 2009, 9:10 pm
I very much doubt that that chart is accurate.And it does not include other major religions,such as Budhism or Hinduism. Case in point,that chart is Very not good at salad.
z - October 31, 2008, 6:21 pm
Must be all that swearing.
NREEEOW - October 24, 2008, 4:44 pm
...nowhere. Because thats what atheism is.
FFDD - October 15, 2008, 3:34 pm
nobody caring doesn't make it not true
Noth - October 2, 2008, 8:08 pm
Include "Google" in the graph. Where is your God now?


POLITIFAKES - I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE!




SAY CHEESE -


TAGS: justin bieber mug sh** lights on nobody home
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 24, 2014, 1:50 am
Friends of mine did to their dog; absolutely priceless, lol!
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 9:42 pm
On a serious note; ever get yer dog snockered? Hilarious
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 9:29 pm
Hey! Canines shouldn't be drinkin' :-D
GaryO - February 22, 2014, 2:45 am
Not if yer his celly…and, heh, he may never know what came over him. Win win. Man, cheap scotch tastes like cheap scotch.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:33 am
That's a bad thing if you're headed to prison - am I right? Haha! Ahem.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - February 22, 2014, 1:32 am
Glad you and your friend liked it. :-D
GaryO - February 21, 2014, 9:55 pm
Dang he's purdy
MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 8:55 pm
I read this to my friend in Toronto. We're both non-bielebers, so you got a good 5L laugh from us.


SEAN -




ALL MY LIFE - I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific




MOOSE 1 -




did you hear abo-- -


TAGS: celebrity gossip twilight nobody cares
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2013, 2:39 am
American actors.
maoworks2 - June 3, 2013, 4:04 pm
Who Are These People ?


LOVE (IN MODERATION) -


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
*trembles*
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm

I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm

instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?
BoneCD - December 24, 2009, 5:44 pm
I'm tellin' ya Veggie...you need to see someone about the childhood and put it behind you.
GreyScorpion - December 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
very nice!! excellent title. 5 TOC's
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:58 pm
This is incredible... you can tell by the a**-whoopin' it's getting now!
agdaniele - December 24, 2009, 3:04 pm
Beautiful.
R.S.Jake - December 24, 2009, 1:05 pm
Epic! 5L!


BITTER -




void -




If you're happy and you know it -


TAGS: nobody s this happy every day
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 13, 2017, 3:55 am
Thanks, Cern! This saying has been way over done BUT that dumpster! Couldn't resist!
concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:34 am
Very nice, UP yours


Being an adult -




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